Friday 17 July 2009

17/7 Ian - Shape Up Gel

I've just got to share this. So far, whenever we've checked in to a hotel Claz has been given a little bag of 'ladies things' - cotton buds (ladies always need these apparently), wipes, potions and the like. Today she got a sachet of 'Body Seleb Red Heat Hot Pepper Shape Up Gel'. Here (and I kid you not) is the English text on the front:

"I can't join the party due to ugly body. I am now in shape-up mode. Some day I will do it with dress up. BODY SELEB is willing to help you to achieve it. The success gives you self-confidence. Let's go to the party where a lot of celeb gather. You will see yourself changed drastically"

Ooooo, I'm off to smear it all over right now....!

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